"Linux can't crash because penguins can't fly."
-- Linus Torvalds

"Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will
just be a completely unintentional side effect."
-- Linux Torvalds

"If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won. "
-- Linux Torvalds
"Software is like sex... it's better when it's free"
-- Linux Torvalds